Xuckabyarttaildanxingadflap is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, omniscient jaguar.

Xuckabyarttaildanxingadflap created a charm quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuckabyarttaildanxingadflap, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Xuckabyarttaildanxingadflap, she will turn you into a goat.

Xuckabyarttaildanxingadflap's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Xuckabyarttaildanxingadflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. You must pray to Xuckabyarttaildanxingadflap seven times a day.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not speak about bananas.