Litwathakrigfodgomzankan is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, irritating armadillo.

Litwathakrigfodgomzankan created time and space three million years ago.

If you believe in Litwathakrigfodgomzankan, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Litwathakrigfodgomzankan, it will turn you into a rock.

Litwathakrigfodgomzankan's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Litwathakrigfodgomzankan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange aardvarks, for they are unholy.

2. Do not kill seals.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.