Jamlennab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-powerful sheep.

Jamlennab created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamlennab, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jamlennab, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jamlennab's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Jamlennab's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Jamlennab.

3. Never write about photosynthesis.

4. Do not keep five great tits in a large pit.

5. Do not chop down trees.