Stancetdum is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, competent unicorn.

Stancetdum created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Stancetdum, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Stancetdum, he will laugh at you.

Stancetdum's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Stancetdum's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never feed lots of garlic to squirrels while wearing mauve tights.

3. Never wear cyan coats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.