Cubraptaphenjopzanget is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm dragonfly.

Cubraptaphenjopzanget created humanity four million years ago.

If you believe in Cubraptaphenjopzanget, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cubraptaphenjopzanget, he will turn you into a worm.

Cubraptaphenjopzanget's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Cubraptaphenjopzanget's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cubraptaphenjopzanget.

3. Do not eat corn.

4. Hide if eight mice approach from the west.

5. Always take life seriously.