Wadcubbog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humane fox.

Wadcubbog created carbon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wadcubbog, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wadcubbog, he will be very sad.

Wadcubbog's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Wadcubbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not hurt cats.