Spaghamdun is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, calm dove.

Spaghamdun created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Spaghamdun, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Spaghamdun, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Spaghamdun's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Spaghamdun's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. You must never eat oranges.