Gutmob is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-powerful wolf.

Gutmob created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gutmob, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gutmob, she will destroy your favourite star.

Gutmob's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Gutmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Gutmob in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never sit near mice.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never skip in the presence of manatees.