Tailwadbad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, conceited centipede.

Tailwadbad created the planet Mars two million years ago.

If you believe in Tailwadbad, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tailwadbad, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tailwadbad's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Tailwadbad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds in need.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never eat green fruit.