Bamgatfatgudratflag is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, caring ant.

Bamgatfatgudratflag created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamgatfatgudratflag, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bamgatfatgudratflag, it will turn you into a mouse.

Bamgatfatgudratflag's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bamgatfatgudratflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.