Witmothin is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, emotional snake.

Witmothin created viruses seven million years ago.

If you believe in Witmothin, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Witmothin, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Witmothin's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Witmothin's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

2. Always obey Witmothin's priests.

3. Always help ducks in need.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.