Vildod is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unselfish goblin.

Vildod created a bottom quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vildod, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vildod, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Vildod's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Vildod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Retreat if three dogs approach from the west.

5. Never hurt ants.