Faghonrak is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, charitable zebra.

Faghonrak created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Faghonrak, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Faghonrak, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Faghonrak's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Faghonrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Faghonrak.