Dudhigratvid Xinyattcatcedbadmadlarnhon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tranquil meerkat.

Dudhigratvid Xinyattcatcedbadmadlarnhon created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Dudhigratvid Xinyattcatcedbadmadlarnhon, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dudhigratvid Xinyattcatcedbadmadlarnhon, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dudhigratvid Xinyattcatcedbadmadlarnhon's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Dudhigratvid Xinyattcatcedbadmadlarnhon's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine great tits approach from the east.

2. Never think about enzymes.

3. Never jump in the presence of swans.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Do not drink alcohol.