Legfig is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, astonishing newt.

Legfig created time and space six million years ago.

If you believe in Legfig, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Legfig, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Legfig's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Legfig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Legfig.

4. Never leap in the presence of hamsters.

5. Never think ill of sick swans.