Fondagmit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, annoying lobster.

Fondagmit created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fondagmit, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fondagmit, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fondagmit's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Fondagmit's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Worship no other gods but Fondagmit.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fondagmit.

5. Never feed beans to snails while wearing mauve shoes.