Gemhungub is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, overgenerous lion.

Gemhungub created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemhungub, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gemhungub, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gemhungub's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Gemhungub's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of birds.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gemhungub.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Learn six new languages a year.