Quatrancud is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, annoying
hare.
Quatrancud created silver eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quatrancud, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Quatrancud, he will turn you into a frog.
Quatrancud's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.
Quatrancud's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. You must love Quatrancud.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Do not make images of living things.