Pomquillquart is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate goblin.

Pomquillquart created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomquillquart, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pomquillquart, it will curse you with boils.

Pomquillquart's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Pomquillquart's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. You must pray to Pomquillquart six times a day.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not stand on grass.