Konmonxuc Misrullbusfit Nigtailflap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omniscient hummingbird.

Konmonxuc Misrullbusfit Nigtailflap created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konmonxuc Misrullbusfit Nigtailflap, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Konmonxuc Misrullbusfit Nigtailflap, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Konmonxuc Misrullbusfit Nigtailflap's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Konmonxuc Misrullbusfit Nigtailflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of bananas to birds while wearing gray jumpers.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

3. You must pray to Konmonxuc Misrullbusfit Nigtailflap seven times a day.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.