Stigyattpig is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, clever cobra.

Stigyattpig created energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigyattpig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Stigyattpig, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Stigyattpig's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Stigyattpig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant red sculpture of Stigyattpig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not hurt sheep.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Retreat if six gulls approach from the west.