Bestgundubnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, amazing weasel.

Bestgundubnurt created life two years ago.

If you believe in Bestgundubnurt, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bestgundubnurt, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bestgundubnurt's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Bestgundubnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not listen to music.