Habhapran is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful troll.

Habhapran created the solar system six million years ago.

If you believe in Habhapran, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Habhapran, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Habhapran's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Habhapran's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Never talk about photosynthesis.