Mifpigmap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, tranquil frog.

Mifpigmap created an up quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Mifpigmap, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mifpigmap, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Mifpigmap's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Mifpigmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not kill manatees.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not shave your hands.