Fodkopgov is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, uncaring newt.

Fodkopgov created Africa four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodkopgov, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fodkopgov, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fodkopgov's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Fodkopgov's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three tin sculptures of Fodkopgov on top of important buildings.

2. You must never eat cherries.

3. Never hurt geese.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near gulls while wearing gray coats and balancing five carbon spheres on your head.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.