Cutcapsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, weak rat.

Cutcapsaw created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Cutcapsaw, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cutcapsaw, she will destroy your home solar system.

Cutcapsaw's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Cutcapsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt moths.

2. Never go into mauve rooms.

3. Never think ill of sick gulls.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

5. Never pour water over plants.