Jongodlen is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, pitiless owl.

Jongodlen created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jongodlen, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jongodlen, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Jongodlen's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Jongodlen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Hide if six whales approach from the north.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Jongodlen loves geese, so they must be respected.