Yarweebutruttyiksigmet is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, ruthless toad.

Yarweebutruttyiksigmet created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarweebutruttyiksigmet, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yarweebutruttyiksigmet, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Yarweebutruttyiksigmet's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Yarweebutruttyiksigmet's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear orange.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always pray immersed in water.