Volrotgub Ripfedsug is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, intelligent tapir.

Volrotgub Ripfedsug created water six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Volrotgub Ripfedsug, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Volrotgub Ripfedsug, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Volrotgub Ripfedsug's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Volrotgub Ripfedsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Volrotgub Ripfedsug in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never eat green fruit.