Bonkbutfob is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, proud weasel.

Bonkbutfob created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkbutfob, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bonkbutfob, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bonkbutfob's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Bonkbutfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint in public.

2. Run away if six turtles approach from the east.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Badgers are not to be trusted.

5. Never feed coconuts to shrews while wearing shoes.