Wegrothonmob is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthinking ferret.

Wegrothonmob created bats eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegrothonmob, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wegrothonmob, it will turn you into a hamster.

Wegrothonmob's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Wegrothonmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Do not speak about apples.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Retreat if three capybaras approach from the north.