Lipsomsad is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, strong rat.

Lipsomsad created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lipsomsad, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lipsomsad, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Lipsomsad's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Lipsomsad's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not stand on grass.