Bellvadkab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, caring squirrel.

Bellvadkab created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellvadkab, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bellvadkab, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bellvadkab's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Bellvadkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Never think about optics near otters while wearing red skirts and balancing seven silicon spheres on your hands.

3. Do not hurt monkeys.

4. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

5. Do not make images of living things.