Dutzodomin is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, narcissistic mouse.

Dutzodomin created an up quark four years ago.

If you believe in Dutzodomin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dutzodomin, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Dutzodomin's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Dutzodomin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dutzodomin.

2. Always obey Dutzodomin's priests.

3. Never feed lots of cherries to grasshopers while wearing indigo dresses.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Never think about electromagnetism.