Yokxening is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, tiresome dolphin.

Yokxening created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokxening, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yokxening, it will turn you into a goat.

Yokxening's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Yokxening's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tapirs.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always obey Yokxening's priests.

5. You must love Yokxening.