Gignanlid is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, boastful hummingbird.

Gignanlid created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gignanlid, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gignanlid, it will curse you with boils.

Gignanlid's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Gignanlid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always wear black.

3. Never feed lemons to birds while wearing red corsets.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Feed all hungry geese.