Tifbabflow Ragcimdubpiddondin is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, contented newt.

Tifbabflow Ragcimdubpiddondin created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tifbabflow Ragcimdubpiddondin, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tifbabflow Ragcimdubpiddondin, it will torture you forever.

Tifbabflow Ragcimdubpiddondin's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Tifbabflow Ragcimdubpiddondin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tifbabflow Ragcimdubpiddondin.

3. Tifbabflow Ragcimdubpiddondin must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Hide if five swans approach from the east.

5. Always help sick dolphins.