Cudsanbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, annoying cat.

Cudsanbaf created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudsanbaf, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cudsanbaf, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cudsanbaf's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Cudsanbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Cudsanbaf in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Never think about asteroids.