Appmobgess is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, passionate dingo.

Appmobgess created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Appmobgess, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Appmobgess, he will turn you into a duck.

Appmobgess' most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Appmobgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt moths.

2. Never think about dark energy.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Appmobgess in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. You must pray to Appmobgess nine times a day.