Cemartbom is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, impressive centaur.

Cemartbom created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemartbom, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cemartbom, she will ignore you.

Cemartbom's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Cemartbom's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Cemartbom must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.