Fagstafgat is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish camel.

Fagstafgat created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagstafgat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fagstafgat, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fagstafgat's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Fagstafgat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black geese, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about hamsters.

3. Do not keep six aardvarks in a large pit.

4. Never eat turnips.

5. Never play with disobedient children.