Poprangem is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, almighty butterfly.

Poprangem created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Poprangem, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Poprangem, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Poprangem's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Poprangem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Feed all hungry sheep.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always help great tits in need.