Nartrutbest is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, smart wren.

Nartrutbest created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartrutbest, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nartrutbest, it will destroy your home planet.

Nartrutbest's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Nartrutbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never eat cherries.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never look in ponds.