Panggabsawdad is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, emotional ferret.

Panggabsawdad created carbon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Panggabsawdad, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Panggabsawdad, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Panggabsawdad's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Panggabsawdad's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never talk about aardvarks.

5. Never eat green fruit.