Giggudlakstannill is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-confident pig.

Giggudlakstannill created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Giggudlakstannill, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Giggudlakstannill, she will turn you into a dog.

Giggudlakstannill's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Giggudlakstannill's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

2. Never write about spacetime.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never skip in the presence of manatees.