Fedvolweelooptarghakflydan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sapient eagle.

Fedvolweelooptarghakflydan created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedvolweelooptarghakflydan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fedvolweelooptarghakflydan, it will manifest in front of you.

Fedvolweelooptarghakflydan's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Fedvolweelooptarghakflydan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear pink shirts.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Fedvolweelooptarghakflydan on top of all buildings.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Feed all hungry monkeys.