Bugguppid is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, slow snake.

Bugguppid created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugguppid, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bugguppid, she will strike you with lightening.

Bugguppid's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bugguppid's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Always treat whales with great respect.