Zedcadnart is a god.

He takes the form of a small, annoying human.

Zedcadnart created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedcadnart, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zedcadnart, he will jump up and down on your head.

Zedcadnart's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Zedcadnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never feed parsnips to whales while wearing brown rings.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Zedcadnart on top of all buildings.

5. Put Zedcadnart first in all things.