Bomwanhim is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, wise rhinoceros.

Bomwanhim created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomwanhim, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bomwanhim, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bomwanhim's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Bomwanhim's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured bats.

2. Never eat aubergines.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.