Getlidpang is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciless naga.

Getlidpang created a down quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Getlidpang, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Getlidpang, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Getlidpang's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Getlidpang's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Getlidpang.

2. Always look after injured tapirs.

3. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

4. Do not take Getlidpang's name in vain.

5. Fast once a month.