Quamnuttman is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, benevolent hyena.

Quamnuttman created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamnuttman, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Quamnuttman, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Quamnuttman's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Quamnuttman's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Worship no other gods but Quamnuttman.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.
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