Zognurlsab is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, ill-tempered dragonfly.

Zognurlsab created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zognurlsab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zognurlsab, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zognurlsab's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Zognurlsab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan hamsters, for they are unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

3. Always help swans in need.

4. Never mention porpoises.

5. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.