Larn is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, flying bird.

Larn created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larn, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Larn, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Larn's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Larn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

4. You must love Larn.

5. Run away if eight eagles approach from the north.