Fodtargquim is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, impressive chinchilla.

Fodtargquim created a top quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fodtargquim, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fodtargquim, she will refuse to believe in you.

Fodtargquim's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Fodtargquim's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never look at stars.

5. You must love Fodtargquim.