Vol Xinbedlist is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, compassionate dugong.

Vol Xinbedlist created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vol Xinbedlist, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vol Xinbedlist, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vol Xinbedlist's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Vol Xinbedlist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not eat aubergines.

5. Run away if four great tits approach from the east.